BPM Facts by Chuck Norris - #4

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Chuck Norris on June 3, 2010

Chuck Norris is so fast that he needs a new EPC notation.

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Geoff Hook on June 3, 2010 - 12:56

Does Chuck need escalation events?

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Tobias Conz on June 4, 2010 - 11:11

I think this is correct.

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Runé Becker on June 4, 2010 - 12:57

I think we need more details how the roundhouse kick is executed.

Chuck, please add a FAD (Function Allocation Diagram) to elaborate your special style to defeat an enemy.

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